hello! i am in america...
i have mostly been doing v.historical and intellectual activities, whilst rocking my favourite 'tourist' look of ankle socks and special-looking vans:
doesn't my very good friend/travel bro, madi, also make an excellent tourist?
one of my most favourite tourist activities, has been enjoying a great abundance of skies that look like this every day:
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| i know... americans are so bloody greedy |
so far my main observatsions have been:
1. in boston, you are never more than 5 metres from a dunkin donuts.
2. banana french toast, is the reason i have taste buds.
3. breakfast in general is a fantastic invention.
4. i get lost without maps.
5. i get lost with maps.
6. all the best vintage shops in williamsburg are shut on tuesdays. i don't know why.
7. the one vintage shop that is open, has the shittest sales girl ever. i know my $4 mickey mouse top is not exactly celine, but there is no need to crush it into a ball and throw it in a bag in quite such a manner, thanks...
8. in new york, it is easy to forget you are not minted like everyone else. therefore, it is quite understandable that you think nothing of spending $100 on a pair of
madewell jeans, even though you are about to go to texas. and its fucking summer. and you need to eat for the next 2 months.
9. don't try and wear your cool lattice leather sandals, that you can never wear at home because your home is scotland. you end up with a cool lattice-tan on your feet. this is logical, but your brain is dumbfounded by this.
10. stop wearing your new
'in god we trust' necklace, that reads: "balls to the wall". it is metal and metal does heat up rather quickly in the sun. and a burnt neck hurts like a mother.
if you think i should write a travel book, with this kind of quality info, do let me know.
xx